This Strawberry Marijuana Milkshake Is Ridiculously Delicious

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This Strawberry Marijuana Milkshake Is Ridiculously Delicious

Yes, you read that title correctly. I’m about to teach you how to make a quality cannabis milkshake that you won’t soon forget. And, no, I am not talking about the strawberry milk strain, or even the strawberry milkshake strain. No sir, with the summer months lingering right around the corner, what better time of the year to get down on a refreshing, tasty, super-potent weed milkshake, am I right?

But, before we get into the nitty gritty of what some deem the “Louisiana Milkshake,” I think it’s important to take a deeper look at the relationship shared between cannabis and milkshakes. This love affair is one that created this weed milkshake has stood the test of time for decades, and it doesn’t look like they’ll ever be apart, in my humble opinion.

How To Make Strawberry Marijuana Milkshakes From Scratch

To best understand their long relationship, I kindly ask you to put yourself in the hypothetical shoes of a young stoner, some time in the late 60’s.

You are happy, full of life, love, and incredibly stoned. Now, sure, you could easily hit up the tap for a quick sip of water, or you could scour through your hippie-esque fridge for a soda to “wet your whistle.” But, as effective as those methods of refreshment are, they lack a certain element of satisfaction that our newly baked mind and body are yearning for.

So, with that in mind, we decide to take our thirst elsewhere - to the closest diner we can find. And, seeing as how fast food chains haven’t dominated the zeitgeist yet at this point in history, the locating of a real “Grease Spoon” is far easier than it is nowadays, as those classic eateries have become somewhat of a rarity these days.

Sliding into the counter, your high peaks, just as the waitress asks what she can get you. As those last words escape her mouth, you are immediately transfixed by a patron over her shoulder, who happens to be enjoying a tall, frosty milkshake.

Being in the impressionable state of hunger and thirst that we find ourselves in, fresh off a smoke session, we look up to the waiting server, and order a milkshake. That’s it, nothing else.

In a matter of minutes, which ended up feeling like seconds, a tall, equally-frosty glass full of a delicious ice cream concoction is slid over to you. And, just as soon as it arrived, it was gone - inhaled by the cotton mouthed thirst and hunger of the eager stoner. This poor milkshake didn’t even stand a chance.

The cold, frigid nature of the ice cream coats the throat in the most deliciously therapeutic way, calming whatever damage your coughing fits had left behind in your esophagus. That, in concert with the dessert-like flavor spectrum, makes this an ideal stoner delicacy.

And, ever since those early days of cannabis and milkshakes coexisting in society, they have been a culinary match made in heaven that have been enjoyed by millions (if not billions) of stoners.

Now, without any further ado, I’d like to teach you all how to make killer Strawberry Marijuana Milkshakes of your very own at home in the comfort of your own kitchen.

Alright, once you’ve successfully acquired all of those necessary elements, you are ready to head into the kitchen to whip up a solid batch of Strawberry Marijuana Milkshakes.

Prep Time15

Cook Time15

Course: Drinks

Cuisine: American

Keyword: Cannabis, Cannabis milkshake, Strawberry & marijuana, Strawberry Marijuana Milkshake

Servings:

Calories: 200kcal

Author: John A. Collins

Equipment

Tablespoons
Blender
Cups

Ingredients

Before we get into the steps of this simple recipe, however, we need to make sure you have all the necessary ingredients. So, for this recipe, you will need to acquire the following:

Cannabis Tincture Your Desired Amount
350 Grams of Vanilla Ice Cream
¼ Cup of Strawberry Coulis
⅔ Cup of Whole Milk Or Cannabis-Infused Milk
Whipping Cream
Rainbow Sprinkles

Instructions

To get things started with this super easy recipe, you’ll first want to divide that strawberry coulis of yours in half. Once you’ve completed that simple step, place 2 tablespoons of it into your trusty blender. With the rest of the coulis, you’ll want to grab two previously-chilled cups, and expertly cover the interior of each with strawberry greatness.
Back to the blender.
Following your modest amount of coulis, you’ll want to toss in your vanilla ice cream, milk, and desired amount of tincture. Once all of that is in there, simply start blending everything together, per the usual. Keep that blending going until you start to notice the contents take on a super smooth consistency.
When you are happy with how everything is looking, grab those two previously-chilled (and coulis-ed) cups, and carefully pour the milkshake inside. Then, just for good measure, top it all off with some whipping cream and sprinkles.
What you’ll be left with is a fully-infused piece of cannabis culinary art. It’ll almost be too pretty to eat. Emphasis on “almost.” The only thing left to do at this point is grab a straw and spoon, and dig in!
That’s how you make amazing Strawberry Marijuana Milkshakes from scratch! Pretty dang easy, right?

Notes

Now, remember, when it comes to dosing, it’s all on you. You need to consider your tolerance level, as well as the suggested dosage of whatever tincture you plan on using. However you go about it, I strongly urge you all to practice caution.

I mean, think about it. It’s a lot more fun to need a slight uptick in effects, via another delicious milkshake, as opposed to being too high after half of a scrumptious treat. At least, that’s my opinion, anyway. So, approach these potent milkshakes with a “baby step” mentality, and I’m confident that everything will work out swimmingly.

Now that you’re armed with this refreshing cannabis concoction recipe, you can be the hit of the next summer bash. Then, while everyone is oversaturated with beers and sodas, you can be the hero with a round of truly amazing Strawberry Marijuana Milkshakes.

So, be the savior of the summer. Help your fellow cannabis enthusiasts escape the heat with some of these delectable THC treats.

Nutrition

Calories: 200kcal | Fat: 20g