Step Up Your Snacks With Some THC Jalapeno Popper Spread

Author: Eric Bloom

Prep Time 10

Cook Time 3

Total Time 13

Servings:

Course Dip / Spread

Cuisine Mexican / American

Diet Vegetarian

Keyword THC Jalapeno Popper Spread

Ingredients

You’re going to need:

5-8 Droppers of THC Tincture
1 Cup of Parmesan Cheese Grated
2 Ounces of Canned Diced Jalapeno Peppers Drained
1 Can of Chopped Green Chilies 4 oz., Drained
1 Cup of Mayonnaise
2 Packages of Cream Cheese 8 oz., Softened

Equipment

Cup
Dropper
Big mixing bowl
Microwave-safe bowl

Ordering apps with your friends is always a good time. It’s the main part of the meal where you can openly pick at a plethora of various items, all while waiting for that inevitable main course to arrive. And, while there are plenty of tasty options to choose from for a pre-dinner snack-a-tizer, I don’t think anything can come close to this THC Jalapeno Popper Spread.

That’s right, folks. Everything you’ve enjoyed about the standard breaded pepper treat for decades, is now in spread form, and it’s packing a decent kick of cannabis to go along with it. This THC Jalapeno Popper Spread is tasty, surprisingly strong, and couldn’t be easier to make at home.

Like, seriously easy.

For instance, if this is your first time even walking into a kitchen, you will still be able to adequately nail this recipe without any issues whatsoever.

But, before I launch into this incredibly brief recipe, you will first need to hit up your local cannabis club and grocery store for the following ingredients.

Instructions

For starters, you’ll want to grab a big mixing bowl. In it, you’ll need to stir together your mayonnaise and cream cheese. Keep stirring and mixing these elements together, until the contents develop a smooth consistency.
At that point, you can stir in your jalapeno peppers and green chiles.
Next, you’ll take that mixture, and transfer it into a microwave-safe bowl, and sprinkle your Parmesan cheese over the top of it, before sliding that sucker into the microwave (on “High”) for a few minutes.
Then, when it’s nice and hot, remove it from the microwave, and proceed to stir in your desired amount of THC tincture. Really stir that ingredient into the contents extremely well, as you’ll want the potency to be evenly dispersed throughout the spread.

Calories: 110.2kcal

Cost: approx. $15-$20

Notes

Only one thing left to do at this point – eat up!

Now, c’mon, how easy was that?! This THC Jalapeno Popper Spread couldn’t be more “foolproof” with its simplistic recipe, and the way it is able to take any food to the next level is truly phenomenal.

What’s even better is it tastes just like the real thing, only in a spreadable form. And, honestly, shouldn’t every beloved appetizer be turned into a spread? I mean, I certainly think so. Even if you find such a statement to be too hyperbolic to get behind, you’ll still become an instant fan of this infused spread after one taste – I guarantee it.

Remember, though, party people, with homemade edibles like this, it’s always wise to err on the side of caution. Only consume a small amount to kick things off. Then, after an hour or so, check back in with yourself to see how you feel. If you want more, grab another serving, and go from there. If not, just continue to enjoy those mellow vibes – you deserve it!